SCP Foundation

1.
Dear Doctor Alto Clef,
Foundation's main chief,
In the Site he's got all sealed:
Beast and bird of wood and field,
Worm and bug and fox and bear
Cow and sheep and goat and hare!
Everyone from everywhere
Will contain here in care!

2.
Once a fox came and paid him a call,
"Oh, I have running eyes!" Did she squall!
Then a pup came to see him, morose:
"I had something that snifter my nose!"
Mrs. Bunny ran up in a flurry:
"Oh, how sad, how unhappy I am!
My sonny just absorbed a tram,
My sonny, my bunny
Consuming a tram!
From reducer and wheels at the front
'Til the bag of conductor his ears had been cut.
And now he's in bed, poor bunnikin-boy,
My sonny, my bunny, my only joy!"
Alto Clef just exclaimed, "Never fear!
Just bring your bunnikin here.
I'II GIVE HIM A NEW PAIR OF EARS
From the grandma that everyone fears!"

3.
Then a postman gets there precisely at six,
Sec██t news from the a██nts he brings.
But the letter, one line it had:
"[DATA EXPUNGED]"
It's clear, things are serious here!

Then he goes, Alto Clef,
And he runs, Alto Clef,
And he want to believe it's a bluff, it's deceit.
He must run, run as wind, run as hell on his feet
Fix the things that are bad and all happening ████.

The snow fell thick and the night was black.
"Hey, Alto Clef, turn back, turn back!"
And he dropped, Alto Clef, on the cold stone deck
And was blown by the wind under working desk.

And the light went dark in the eyes,
Unknown shadow has started to raise.
And has sheltered him from the wind with its back tall,
Six hundred and eighty second!
The reptile has said:
"I will lend you my back,
Get up and let's go,
Some short way I know!"

And he rushed, Alto Clef, undistracted
And he yells only one word headstarting:
"[REDACTED]!"

4.
But soon he arrived to the pool
And the croco has stuck there whole.
With waves so fearfully tall
They'd swallow the doctor,
his hat and all!

"Oh dear, if I ever drown
In the waves and go deep,
deep down —
What'll happen to my poor friends
To objects that nobody tends?"

And at once from a great big rock
Eagles flew down in a flock:
"Mount our backs, Doctor Clef,
and hold on the reins yourself.
Put on glasses and cap,
very fast to the Area we'll get!"

5.
But the Area is messed up all frantic:
The brittle boy just fell from the attic,
Old man knocked from his feet, and then spraying a bit
Zombie plague to all the compartments
And did not he think to ask for forgiveness!
It could happen that Cleff wouldn't tell,
But, at first, cannibal started to swell,
By the evening, with air overflowing with poison,
The Naiad in cage has become pretty noisy,
Feather - broken, pail - taken
And inside one automaton,
Just exploded two tins of tomatos.
Even, after that brawl,
Where Kondraki beat Crow,
Ended by log he departed
Right into his [REDACTED],
No doubt now stands, that good genius lands
And give all them the thermometers!

6.
Tiding are coming in pace,
That Alto Clef is at place,
And everyone ate the chocolate,
And egg-and-sugar shake.

For ten nights 'til morning dawn,
Restored he the Sectors alone,
Again to the cells all the Keters doc took,
And their leftovers in safe did he put,
On Euclids (some haven't died),
Had the inventory number retyped,
Safe ones, indeed, with a rigid decree,
Gave a mop and a bowl with a bleach,
Made them clean all the mess after breach.

After all senseless he droped
And only one thing Clef spoke:
"Count them all as they stand,
And take me to bed in the end!"

7.
So, he cured them all
Employees of he's own,
And all the frigging wretches -
Class D operatives,
Gave as a reward to the hungry,
But kind amphibian buddy.

A ringing loud cry in high rocks:
"Thanks Clef and all other docs!"